9. My local coffee joint


Even tastier than the coffee are the e-comments:
"I know of at least 2 women who choose not to patronize his shop due to the way in which he suggestively spoke to them and *hugged* them."

" ... every table was taken by single occupants staring blankly into their laptops. It was like a scene from a distopian novel."

"The owner is downright delicious to behold. It fits, since he was voted sexiest small business owner ..."

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